What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 02:45

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Then came..

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

share office space ...

A cardiologist overhauled his diet to boost his longevity. Here's the grocery store path he takes to stick to his meal plan and avoid bad foods. - Business Insider

Thumbs down again.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Life from oceans to savannas explained with one single rule - Phys.org

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Seven Cool Video Games I Saw During (Well, After) Summer Game Fest - aftermath.site

Catatonics & High Colonics

Loons and Moons

So, the docs changed it to read

New Zealand Parliament votes for record suspensions of 3 lawmakers who performed Māori haka - AP News

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

How come Trump is so weak in backing down from some tariffs?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What are some reasons why some people may be against stay-at-home dads or working moms?

So they tried

Everyone loved it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

CIA chief told lawmakers Iran nuclear program set back years with strikes on metal conversion site - AP News

No go.

No way

Still no good

Qui eaque occaecati facere et.

Next, they tried...

They put up a sign reading

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why all the fuss about Trump’s policy initiatives? Isn’t he just trying to set a moral tone for the Republican Party to make America great again?

Minds and Behinds

Another attempt resulted in ...

No, not a chance

What are your views on music video reactors on YouTube?

Unacceptable again!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Just Forget it!

Markets News, June 6, 2025: S&P 500 Hits 6,000 Points for First Time Since February as Stocks Surge After Jobs Report; Tesla Rebounds From Sell-Off - Investopedia

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Nuts and Butts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Unexpected mineral in a Ryugu grain challenges paradigm of the nature of primitive asteroids - Phys.org